arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

babyferaligator:

nishlo:

coagulates:

We r all homos. Homosapians

Especially oomshi

mainly oomshi

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

cumsquats:

[tip toes out of a mutual follow]

warehouses:

breathe if u wanna date me

ok